Quotes Tagged With :witty

This is almost always the case: A piece of art receives its f(r)ame when found offensive.

No woman ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.

Sex is like money only too much is enough.

I am still not used to being the possessor of such a grand title. I believe I shall have to start wearing....

No kind of social system can make you more happier and secure than your own money.

I am a man of principles, and my first principle is flexibility.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is at all times? A widow.

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump you may be freeing him from being a camel.

Sex is like money only too much is enough.

My wit is only as stupid as the audience.