Quotes Tagged With :witty

Reading is the noblest of all the hobbies, that is why people mention it so frequently in their resume....

Auntie Wu took special pride in two of her accomplishments--the sons she bore and the flowers she grew.....

Observation:Thanks to technological advances, avid readers seem to be replacing DTBAD (Dead Tree Book....

Displacement of 'What goes around, comes around' is Zero.

The best way to save face is keep the bottom half shut.

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason - there's a reason.

I’d heard you were dead.”"I heard you wear a red lace corset,” I said matter-of-factly. “But....

When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will....

I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.

He was as obsequious as a Japanese ivy plant. Wringing his hands as if he hoped to squeeze the milk of....