Quotes Tagged With :witty

What are we going to do when we get into the temple, anyway? Are we going to fight our way through the....

Have you ever noticed how good things go to those who hate?

I could see why she felt attracted to Sam K. Barrows. Birds of a feather, or rather lizards of a scale.....

I used to ask myself, ‘Sergei, would you rather spend your money on drink or women?’ and thanks to....

First rule of thievery,' Eli said, grinning, 'only run if you're not coming back.' (...) 'First rule....

Is that the biggest favor your vocal cords have done to anyone this week?

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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Talking to them was like being placed into conversational purgatory, with no hope of being released without....

You were my marital bliss,” he said to me this morning. “You can be again!” You know what I answered?....