Quotes Tagged With :witty

People with looks are lovely. People with brains are witty. People with cash are wealthy. But people....

When wealth is lost nothing is lost When health is lost something is lost When character is lost....

I was at a dinner party many years ago,sitting along from Tom Stoppard, who in those days smoked not....

I chase goals, not girls.

Sorry, Bex," Jason said "You don't have the recognizable facial characteristics - such as a huge chin,....

Spanish—how shall I say this?—is likePortuguese spoken with a speech impediment.

When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking....

I am Detective Inspector Me. This is my partner, Detective Her."The traffic warden frowned. "Her?""Me,"....

Shocked my old friend from China, Deja Vu, when I turned up at his door without notice.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.