Quotes by : Derek Landy

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

My wife was saying to me just the other day how she's noticed a spring in my step lately. That was because....

This isn't the first time I've used this, and the test subject showed no signs of impaired cognitive....

He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger.

He things we think he's a double agent, working for them but secretly working for us. He doesn't know....

Kindness suits you.""Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

Just because an apple falls one hundred times out of a hundred does not mean it will fall on the hundred....

mostly we've had to found ways to amuse ourselves.""Really?" Valkyrie asked. "Like what?"Plight's smile....

You promise?""I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now.....

He crouched at the car window and looked in. 'What a lovely family you have. What a charming family.....