Quotes by : Derek Landy

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

Sometimes it's not what you say, Valkyrie, it's just the fact that you're saying it.

Don't open the door to strangers," said her dad. "Unless they're selling something. Then open the door....

I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner....

Where are you going?""Nowhere special. I just have some... things to do.""Why did you pause?'"I'm sorry?""You....

You accused me of murder. Do you make a habit of bringing schoolgirls into an interview room with murder....

No one likes sarcasm, Miss Cain. I’ve merely delayed my exit to promise you something. You took my....

Just a few questions for you, Mr. Dunne. Or Kenny. Can I call you Kenny? I feel we've become friends....

He took her hand in his and knelt before her. Valkyrie looked at him. He was serious. (...)'Dude, I'm....

Doesn't sunlight kill them? Doesn't it turn them to dust, or make them burst into flames or something?""Nope.....