Report, if you have a problem with this page“ Tom Cruise isn't that big of a guy," my mom always says. I love how she tries to avoid using the word "short."Yeah," I tell her in return, "but he compensates by being Tom Cruise."Not that anyone really wants to BE Tom Cruise anymore now that he's a crazy couch jumper. But whatever. ”
Ann Edwards Cannon
From : The Loser's Guide to Life and Love
