After using a paint chart from a local DIY.... : Quote by David F. Porteous

“ After using a paint chart from a local DIY superstore to identify the skin tone of his penis as midnight chocolate, Miriam stayed down on one knee and offered him the citizenship he had always wanted and the middle-aged white woman he would grudgingly accept. ”

David F. Porteous
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