Quotes by : A. Whitney Brown

I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates....

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.

I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.