Quotes by : Adam Mansbach

Sleeping is one of the more private aspects of parenting; it happens in a quiet room, whereas eating....

When it comes right down to it, developing a critical sensibility about parenting isn't really about....

All the kids from daycare are in dreamland.The froggie has made his last leap.Hell no you can't go to....

The genius of vinyl is that it allows - commands! - us to put our fingerprints all over that history:....

We had a kid. The kid was awesome. She didn't fall asleep easily. We complained about it. We got frustrated.....

Writing novels is largely about endurance and patience. I take a lot of breaks, hit walls, and go do....

Being Jewish is a big part of my artistic sensibility and my humor... I think it gives me a certain take....

You know you're a hopeless record nerd when your time travel fantasies always come around to how cool....

It's hilarious to me that by writing an obscene fake children's book I am mistaken for a parenting expert.....

How do you sustain yourself when all the old structures people looked to for support - religion, family,....

Vinyl is democratic, as surely as the iPod is fascist. Vinyl is representational: It has a face. Two....