Quotes by : Adam Rex

This is where you all live?" Asked John as they ascended the stairs. "It's small.""This is just our Thanksgiving....

He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize a house and carefully cleaned the seat.

What part of Canada are you from, honey?""THE LEFT PART," said Jay.

Sometimes you really want to say "Duh," but you can't. It's a part of growing up, I guess.

Ohh,' said the girl with a sad tilt of her

There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear....

Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. on September 6th. The ink was barely dry on his father's new....

There you go. Perfect. And can you still throw up at will like you could in sixth grade? That would be....

Sejal had not thought of her home, or of India as a whole, as cool. She was dimly aware, however, of....

Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know....