Quotes by : Adam Rex

He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize a house and carefully cleaned the seat.

What part of Canada are you from, honey?""THE LEFT PART," said Jay.

Ohh,' said the girl with a sad tilt of her

There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear....

Jay lurched in one direction, jerked back, lurched in another, tripped for no reason. He finally made....

...a row of tables manned by seated, serious women. Each woman looked like she could be someone's least-favourite....

Can I see some ID?" "WE DON'T HAVE ID," said Jay, loudly. "'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN. WE DON'T USE ID...THERE.....

Sejal had not thought of her home, or of India as a whole, as cool. She was dimly aware, however, of....

Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know....

Why would a vampire create a younger vampire if there was a possibility the young one might end up destroying....