Quotes by : Adam Rex

This is where you all live?" Asked John as they ascended the stairs. "It's small.""This is just our Thanksgiving....

What part of Canada are you from, honey?""THE LEFT PART," said Jay.

Woah,' I said, blocking the doorway. 'You can't come in here. This is the girls' r

The Freemen have 987 levels of membership, the first three of which are achieved merely by filling out....

I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G.""Sausages.

Jay lurched in one direction, jerked back, lurched in another, tripped for no reason. He finally made....

Can I see some ID?" "WE DON'T HAVE ID," said Jay, loudly. "'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN. WE DON'T USE ID...THERE.....

The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.

Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know....

Why would a vampire create a younger vampire if there was a possibility the young one might end up destroying....