Quotes by : Amy Poehler

Doing comedy for a living is, in a lot of ways, like a pony and a camel trying to escape from the zoo.....

Sometimes this book stays in the present, other times I try to cut myself in half and count the rings.....

I made a decision early on that I would be a plain girl with tons of personality, and accepting it made....

THE HOLIDAYS ARE RUINED!This book is one page long and just contains that one sentence.

A person’s tragedy does not make up their entire life. A story carves deep grooves into our brains....

I’m a moon junky. Every time I look at the moon I feel less alone and less afraid. I tell my boys that....

I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and had to bang a drum, play....

Looking silly can be very powerful. People who are committing and taking risks become the king and queen....

When I had a job catering, I catered a wedding for the Smashing Pumpkins bassist in Indiana. And I served....

There is an unspoken pact that women are supposed to follow. I am supposed to act like I constantly feel....