Quotes by : Amy Poehler

Doing comedy for a living is, in a lot of ways, like a pony and a camel trying to escape from the zoo.....

I swear, if I could eat my children, I would. I'd consume them like some beast in a Hieronymus Bosch....

I was a really good waitress. Waitressing takes a certain gusto. You need a good memory and an ability....

Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh.

You are all so good and I wish I were better. Now get out of here because I want to be where you are.....

I love saying “yes” and I love saying “please.” Saying “yes” doesn’t mean I don’t know....

Someday you will wake up feeling 51 percent happy and slowly, molecule by molecule, you will feel like....

It’s a struggle for me to remain open," she admits. "To not shut down because I’m defensive or scared....

Look at this woman. This beauty. What an act of grace. What a gift she gave me.Shame makes people abandon....

There is an unspoken pact that women are supposed to follow. I am supposed to act like I constantly feel....