Quotes by : Amy Poehler

I was a really good waitress. Waitressing takes a certain gusto. You need a good memory and an ability....

I made a decision early on that I would be a plain girl with tons of personality, and accepting it made....

Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh.

You are all so good and I wish I were better. Now get out of here because I want to be where you are.....

Someday you will wake up feeling 51 percent happy and slowly, molecule by molecule, you will feel like....

So what do I do? What do we do? How do we move forward when we are tired and afraid? What do we do when....

Is there a word for when you are young and pretending to have lived and loved a thousand lives? Is there....

Let's end by pointing out all the positive ways you can scare yourself and feel alive. You can tell someone....

We kept our heads down and did our jobs. We controlled the only thing we could, which was the show. We....

Dating in highschool was very different. Boys suddenly went up your shirt, girls were expected to give....