Quotes by : Aziz Ansari

That's the thing about the internet: it doesn't simply help us find the best thing out there; it has....

So love goes from feeling like I’m doing cocaine to feeling how I feel about my uncle? I don’t want....

In recent years behavioral scientists have shed some light on why these waiting techniques can be powerful.....

One girl raved about a nice voicemail a guy had recently left her. I kindly requested she play it and....

Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do....

You get all these different cuts of meat cooking at once' he said. 'You've got your sausage, which cooks....

The ''good-enough marriage'' is definitely not good enough for today's singles. We're not content to....

In today's romantic climate, many people are plagued by what we will call "the upgrade problem". Singles....

The interesting thing about text is that, as a medium, it separates you from the person you are speaking....

If you were in a bar, would you ever go up to a guy or girl and repeat the word "hey" without getting....

Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come....