Quotes by : Bennett Cerf

Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy.

Middle age is when your old classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

Middle age is when your old classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

Middle age is when your old classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

Middle age is when your old classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

Middle age is when your old classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

Middle age is when your old classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

Middle age is when your old classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

Coleridge was a drug addict. Poe was an alcoholic. Marlowe was killed by a man whom he was treacherously....

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.