Quotes by : Bernie Mac

My humor had changed from foolishness to making sense.

I hate to let people down. I was like that in sports and I was like that in comedy. I was like that at....

I want to have fun. Life ain't no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I'm a comedian; I ain't no politician.....

Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it.

You don't see me in Los Angeles a lot. I go back home. Because I can't play the game. I can't - my tolerance....

I want to speak directly to the audience, to say, 'I'm like you - I'm frustrated, I'm not an expert,....

You know you poor when you eatin' breakfast food late. You fryin' toast? At nine o'clock at night? With....

There's no success story. Everybody's got a ghetto story. You always want to make it bigger than what....

I learned hard lessons in life; I had to because I had so much happen: My mother died my sophomore year....

When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters....

I've always been a reserved cat. When I play sports, there's people used to get mad at me because I didn't....