Quotes by : Bill Bryson

Perhaps it’s my natural pessimism, but it seems that an awfully large part of travel these days is....

It is not true that the English invented cricket as a way of making all other human endeavors look interesting....

Three hundred types of mussel, a third of the world’s total, live in the Smokies. Smokies mussels have....

And there was this jerk named Dwayne who kept saying, 'Go on, have a beer. You know you want one. One....

Our instinct may be to see the impossibility of tracking everything down as frustrating, dispiriting,....

The pleasant fact is that the British are not much good at violent crime except in fiction, which is....

I became quietly seized with that nostalgia that overcomes you when you have reached the middle of your....

If the mattress stains were anything to go by, a previous user had not so much suffered from incontinence....

What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit....

Because of social strictures against even the mildest swearing, America developed a particularly rich....