Quotes by : Bo Burnham

Forever and an InstantForever and an instant met up one day,had a short but lovely talk,then each went....

I put a chameleon on a red dildo... He blushed

Read this to yourself. Read it silently.Don't move your lips. Don't make a sound. Listen to yourself.....

Well, man, you know what they say."No, I don't. I don't know what they say. I don't even know who they....

The problem for us, as viewers, is that we want famous people who are passionate about the things they're....

Sully suffers from a stutter,simple syllables will clutter,stalling speeches up on beacheslike a sunken....

In high school, I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say....

I think it would collapse my heart if I was super famous. I don't have the nerve for it, I'm too anxious.....

There's a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that's a bit blurred in my mind.

Cup of JoeThere's nothing like a cup of joe,when the morning's grey and grim and slow,when the streets....