Quotes by : Bo Burnham

Forever and an InstantForever and an instant met up one day,had a short but lovely talk,then each went....

I put a chameleon on a red dildo... He blushed

Read this to yourself. Read it silently.Don't move your lips. Don't make a sound. Listen to yourself.....

Well, man, you know what they say."No, I don't. I don't know what they say. I don't even know who they....

The problem for us, as viewers, is that we want famous people who are passionate about the things they're....

MmmmmmI like that thing you do with your tongue. What do you call it? Speaking? Yeah, I dig it

At once I feel that comedy is this amazing sort of transcendent thing, and I'm also open to the fact....

I love you just the way you arebut you don't see you like I do.You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect.Trust....

Hanged"I hung myself today. Hanged? Whatever,the point is I hanged myself today and I’m stillhanging.I....

I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people....