Quotes by : Bo Burnham

I was definitely not the kid that just wanted to be famous for no reason whatsoever and then happened....

I put a chameleon on a red dildo... He blushed

Read this to yourself. Read it silently.Don't move your lips. Don't make a sound. Listen to yourself.....

Well, man, you know what they say."No, I don't. I don't know what they say. I don't even know who they....

The problem for us, as viewers, is that we want famous people who are passionate about the things they're....

At once I feel that comedy is this amazing sort of transcendent thing, and I'm also open to the fact....

In high school, I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say....

I think it would collapse my heart if I was super famous. I don't have the nerve for it, I'm too anxious.....

I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people....

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