Quotes by : Brian Celio

When I left high school with my diploma, it felt like I was holding a key that would unlock the door....

I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?

Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two....

Individuality or Unity? I say there's room for both.

Fire is no laughing matter. In a drunken attempt to appear womanly, my neighbor tried to burn her pubes....

What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if....

A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans....

History, lie of our lives, mire of our loins. Our sins, our souls. Hiss-tih-ree: the tip of the pen taking....

Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.

I wish my nose would blow me for once.