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Author - Brian Celio
Quotes by : Brian Celio
humorous
When I left high school with my diploma, it felt like I was holding a key that would unlock the door....
humor
I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?
redrum
I'll take a redrum with a rellik please.
People
Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two....
pro bush
Fire is no laughing matter. In a drunken attempt to appear womanly, my neighbor tried to burn her pubes....
love
What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if....
Democrat
A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans....
lolita
History, lie of our lives, mire of our loins. Our sins, our souls. Hiss-tih-ree: the tip of the pen taking....
humor
I wish my nose would blow me for once.
hurt
As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone.
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