Quotes by : Brian Spellman

If you want to commit suicide why tell anyone? They'd ruin everything.

All porn stars on Animal Farm are equal but some porn scenes are more unequal than others.

Spare the rod and spoil the Memorial Day rotisserie.

I'm nostalgic for a better tomorrow.

I finally decided what I want to be when I grow up - late.

My son, I don’t believe in God, prayer, afterlife or miracles. You may disagree with me on all of these.....

If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once?

I recovered from recovering so no longer celebrate not doing bad things to defend myself as good. I added....

When to others it's not lying. It's privacy.

Mom lied. The crust is the shittiest part.