Quotes by : Carol Burnett

Comedy is tragedy - plus time.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All....

Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a....

But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen,....

I do the 'New York Times' crossword puzzle every morning to keep the old grey matter ticking.

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team....

There's a quote of hers [Lucille Ball] that I've always loved: 'I guess I would rather regret the things....

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done....