Quotes by : Carol Burnett

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run.

Celebrity was a long time in coming it will go away. Everything goes away.

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All....

My mother was very funny. My dad had a great sense of humor. My grandmother, too.

Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a....

But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen,....

My grandmother and I would go see movies, and we'd come back to the apartment - we had a one-room apartment....

Comedy is tragedy - plus time.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away.