Quotes by : Carol Burnett

I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now,....

Funny is funny. I dare anyone to look at Tim Conway and Harvey Korman doing the dentist sketch, which....

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All....

Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a....

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team....

There's a quote of hers [Lucille Ball] that I've always loved: 'I guess I would rather regret the things....

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done....

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness....

My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away.