Quotes by : Carol Burnett

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run.

Celebrity was a long time in coming it will go away. Everything goes away.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a....

But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen,....

I do the 'New York Times' crossword puzzle every morning to keep the old grey matter ticking.

I have always grown from my problems and challenges from the things that don't work out. That's when....

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team....

Comedy is tragedy - plus time.

Dance, dance for meDance with the starsLaugh, laugh for meWherever you areSing, sing out loudLike angels....