Quotes by : Charlie Brooker

One of the benefits of aligning yourself with an indistinct cluster of people is that claiming to feel....

If you truly believe you need to pick a mobile phone that "says something" about your personality, don't....

It's spider season. Every year, right about now, thousands of the godless eight-legged bastards emerge....

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, which is a pity because this week the National Association of Beholders....

One of life's sorest tragedies is that the people who brim with confidence are always the wrong people.....

Many people find bald, unvarnished truths so disturbing, they prefer to ram their heads in the sand and....

...we spend more time gazing at luminous screens than into the eyes of our loved ones.

Until recently, I was an ebook sceptic, see; one of those people who harrumphs about the “physical....

Must be frustrating being a scientist. There you are, incrementally discovering how the universe works....