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Author - Chelsea Handler
Quotes by : Chelsea Handler
Happy
The love that comes from friendship is the underlying facet of a happy life.
humor
While looking at a website for liposuction, I learned that it was a six-to eight-week recovery period,....
humor
My mother is the antithesis of a typical Jewish mother, she is very soft-spoken and takes more naps that....
humor
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.....
Sad
E! has just become a sad, sad place to live. They don't know what they're doing; they have no ideas.......
Time
I wanted to be famous. It's embarrassing to admit, but I came out to L.A. thinking it would happen in....
humor
I was in a tailspin of confusion I hadn't experienced since the first time I heard George W. Bush speak.....
hotels
A hotel room all to myself is my idea of a good time.
Strong
I have always maintained a strong opposition to marriage because I would have to be in serious denial....
humor
I had always dreamed of being a professional escort but never thought that there was any real money in....
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