Quotes by : Christopher Buckley

You can't tell what's aboard a container ship. We carried every kind of cargo, all of it on view: a police....

I live on a train. I know - what a sad thing to admit. I am the New-Age Willy Loman. But there it is.....

I hope when I'm on my deathbed, people forgive me, because there is a lot to forgive.

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to mix the martinis, one to change....

My dad's one true quest in life was for the Platonic ideal of peanut butter. And I remember one day he....

I love Washington. I have an affection for the place. For a satirist, I think it's sort of Disneyland.....

Oil they would buy from anyone. From Satan.

The tradition of putting candles on Christmas trees actually began in Germany. The person who came up....

That's the beauty of argument, if you argue correctly, you're never wrong.

People believe unbelievable things because it's self-flattering to think that you are intellectually....