Quotes by : Chuck Lorre

I believe that the Laws of Karma do not apply to show business, where good things happen to bad people....

What exactly does that expression mean, 'friends with benefits'? Does he provide her with health insurance?....

According to the rules of comedy, your suffering will be funny after an undetermined length of time.....

For the record, I do have genitals; and they are functional and aesthetically pleasing.

I won't say that all senior citizens who can't master technology should be publicly flogged, but if we....

Is my coitus whimsically inventive?