Quotes by : Darynda Jones

God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.

And as your writing evolves, what you need and get from it evolves.

In a moment of sheer terror, I realized I couldn't feel my brain. It was there just a minute ago. Maybe....

If he didn't hate me so much and he wasn't an evil supernatural being, I'd be on him like black on Cookie's....

There are very few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.....

Sorry. i just can't seem to help myself. My brain is freaking out. Two predawn mornings in a row. It....

ALWAYS hook a reader. If a detail is unnecessary, it doesn't belong in your work, long or short! Make....

His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires with a single glance. I....

When life hands you lemons say,"Lemons? What else have you got?"- bumper sticker

Amber was busy flirting with a rookie named Dead Meat if he didn’t stop flirting back. She was eleven,....