Quotes by : Darynda Jones

You do have a tendency to severe spinal cords.""Only for you.

My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up.- Charley Davidson

I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just....

If he didn't hate me so much and he wasn't an evil supernatural being, I'd be on him like black on Cookie's....

Humor is so subjective, not everyone is going to get what you are peddling. Others will be offended when....

How old are you, anyway?""How old are you?""Seventeen."I raise a brow."Almost. I'll be seventeen in two....

Why do you suppose I’m here?” I asked him. Angel. A thirteen-year-old departed gangbanger. “Just....

Gemma Davidson,” she answered, her voice as groggy as I felt. “Where are you?” I asked. “Who....

He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered....

Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt