Quotes by : Darynda Jones

Since I didn't have a candy wrapper to help me with the bad connection I was about to have, I resorted....

There's another part, an obstinate part, that wants more. That wants Dutch live and in the flesh. That....

I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just....

And I like the light-up.”“The what?”“The light-up,” he’d say. “You know, that look people....

If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.

A lot of people are alive because I shed too much hair to get away with murder.

Why do you suppose I’m here?” I asked him. Angel. A thirteen-year-old departed gangbanger. “Just....

Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor....

Screw the beaten path! Do your thing. Write the best story you can. the rest will fall into place.

He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered....