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Author - Elmer Pasta
Quotes by : Elmer Pasta
friendship
Here's a toast to someone who's truly a best friend - a person who goes around telling good things behind....
Let's toast a real wine expert - someone who knows a good rose goes best with bologna sandwiches.
love
You can easily tell he's a newlywed because he's still smiling at his mother-in-law.
For him any wine dated before four o'clock in the afternoon is vintage.
insults
The only way she could get a standing ovation would be if she sang "The Star-Spangled Banner."
success
He must really be a big success - even his mother-in-law admits it.
age
He is at an age that whenever a pretty girl smiles at him he immediately looks down to see what is unzipped.....
birthdays
She claims she just turned thirty but it must have been a U-turn!
health
She is such a health food nut she thinks a grape is wine in pill form.
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