Quotes by : Ethan Day

I tore off another chuck of muffin and stared down at my chest. I shrugged and dabbed the muffin in the....

You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed.....

I snatched up the cardboard cup, plastered my lips to the plastic sippy-lid and sucked down a scalding....

I used to have Santa and the whole coal thing, but between Wade and their father, the little shits get....

Don’t do it gurl,” he said with a wink. “You need to pretend like that phone is your best friend’s....

Cassidy continued to rub his chest and groaned at Ollie pleadingly. “I don"t like it. Make it stop.”“It"s....

Jackie had now changed her tune, clinging to me as if she liked it. “I’m irresistible, brother, he’s....