Quotes by : Evelyn Waugh

Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.

It (modernization) is just another jungle closing in.

One does not travel, any more than one falls in love, to collect material. It is simply part of one's....

Then they began saying, "Get hold of him. Put him in Mercury." Now as you know I have two sculptures....

My unhealthy affection for my second daughter has waned. Now I despise all my seven children equally.....

Success in this world depends on knowing exactly how little effort each job is worth...distribution of....

As there was no form of government common to the peoples thus segregated, nor tie of language, history,....

Her heart was broken perhaps, but it was a small inexpensive organ of local manufacture. In a wider and....

...for in that city [New York] there is neurosis in the air which the inhabitants mistake for energy.....

Instruction would be wasted on me. Just to give me the form and I'll sign on the dotted line.