Quotes by : Fred Allen

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.

The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses....

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.

My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get except the blinding headaches.