Quotes by : Gordon Korman

The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover.....

Registration Day' by Gavin Gunhold (1899— ) Toronto Review of Poetry, 1947On registration day at taxidermy....

Amy turned to Nellie. "Can you create a diversion to draw the clerk outside?"The au pair was wary. "What....

For someone who'e smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot.

You know what punk is? a bunch of no-talent guys who really, really want to be in a band. Nobody reads....

Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you.

He watched in awe as she stacked up an enormous armload of music. "There," she finished, slapping Frank....

They don't have regular time at school, you know. They have periods. All of a sudden an alarm goes off....

You did a politics project on a government that got overthrown on the due date? Man, did anybody ever....

I hate France. It's like the whole country's on a diet