Quotes by : Graham Chapman

...A secure future seemed mapped out for me. Too secure, too mapped out. If I carried on in medicine,....

McGough: I'm sorry. I'm afraid I've caught poetry. Mr Bones: Oh really? Well, don't worry, sir - I used....

Henry KissingerHow I'm missing yerYou're the Doctor of my dreamsWith your crinkly hair and your glassy....

Michael Palin : "I am sorry to interrupt you there Dennis, but he's crossed it out. Thomas Hardy here....

All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude some object or emotion causes....

I fart in your general direction.

We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!....

Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like....

Sir Beldevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt! Sir Beldevere:....

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general....