Quotes by : Graham Chapman

...A secure future seemed mapped out for me. Too secure, too mapped out. If I carried on in medicine,....

McGough: I'm sorry. I'm afraid I've caught poetry. Mr Bones: Oh really? Well, don't worry, sir - I used....

Henry KissingerHow I'm missing yerYou're the Doctor of my dreamsWith your crinkly hair and your glassy....

Michael Palin : "I am sorry to interrupt you there Dennis, but he's crossed it out. Thomas Hardy here....

I fart in your general direction.

You see, I don't belive that libraries should be drab places where people sit in silence, that has been....

If life seems jolly rotten, There’s something you’ve forgotten.

Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like....

Sir Beldevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt! Sir Beldevere:....

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general....