Quotes by : Graham Chapman

...A secure future seemed mapped out for me. Too secure, too mapped out. If I carried on in medicine,....

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Henry KissingerHow I'm missing yerYou're the Doctor of my dreamsWith your crinkly hair and your glassy....

Michael Palin : "I am sorry to interrupt you there Dennis, but he's crossed it out. Thomas Hardy here....

I fart in your general direction.

When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled.

We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!....

You see, I don't belive that libraries should be drab places where people sit in silence, that has been....

Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like....

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general....