Quotes by : Graham Parke

My Zombie apocalypse plan is simple but effective I fully intend to die in the very first wave.Seems....

Instead of heading for a big mental breakdown, I decided to have a small breakdown every Tuesday evening.....

I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.

We played for about half an hour before I realized we were actually playing two different games. What....

The stalker, meanwhile, stepped into the road. Didn’t even check for traffic. There wasn’t any, but....

I make sure to always have some spinach between my teeth so people are disinclined to bother me.Survival....

Mathematicians finally developed a financial model to accurately compare apples and oranges. Any two....

Sadly, my socks are like snowflakes, no two are exactly alike.

I didn't want to do it,' Kiala said. 'The universe just kind of conspired to force me to make a fool....

I shouted the perfect words to scare him off. It was just the delivery (and only the delivery) that made....

I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences.