Quotes by : Harlan Ellison

Now begin in the middle, and later learn the beginning; the end will take care of itself.

The passion for revenge should never blind you to the pragmatics of the situation. There are some people....

Time is like a river flowing endlessly through the universe. And if you poled your flatboat in that river....

Writing a novel is like going a great distance to take a small shit.

Thus, from admiration of one wise and innocent child, and from a misheard remark, the process that not....

Did you have one of those days today, like a nail in the foot? Did the pterodactyl corpse dropped by....

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.

And so it goes. And so it goes. And so it goes. And so it goes goes goes goes goes tick tock tick tock....

To see an almost certain horrible death--you know how crowds all sit at the edge of their seats, /praying/....

Uh, excuse me, sir, I, uh, don't known how to uh, to uh, tell you this, but you were three minutes late.....