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Author - J.C. Patrick
Quotes by : J.C. Patrick
humor
I sneak quietly up the stairs and toward my door. It’s not very late, but I don’t want to arouse....
humorous quotes
The old Janey only drank cheap wine and light beer. The new Janey is classy, prefers cocktails, and even....
humorous quotes
I could feel the spring in my step as I walked up one flight of stairs from the parking garage into the....
humorous quotes
After a few more minutes of daydreaming about how fabulous I could become, I look down at the heading....
humorous quotes
Professional is an apt definition for me, professional slouch, that is. I can be very professional at....
humor
I'm overweight, despise change, and rarely, if ever, initiate anything. Unlike my friends, I’ve had....
comedy humor
I took a couple steps away from him and stopped in front of a framed colored poster of Vivien Leigh and....
humor
My life was full of drama, with the highs and lows of Tyler’s daily mood swings and my private innuendos....
romance
I got home a little after seven, but didn’t feel hungry. Instead, I crawled into my pajamas and pulled....
romance
He stares at me, not saying a word. I stare right back, lost in his eyes and determined to get my point....
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