Quotes by : Jacob M. Appel

If God wanted teenagers to be abstinent, puberty would begin at twenty.

The most dangerous ideas are not those that challenge the status quo. The most dangerous ideas are those....

Maybe that is the greatest of wonders: that we can be shaped so much by those we've known closely, and....

If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises........

Choose old people for enemies. They die. You win.

Maybe life involves the pairing of unsuitable people, those who wait and those who keep others waiting,....

To the bankrupt poet, to the jilted lover, to anyone who yearns to elude the doubt within and the din....

A century ago, people laughed at the notion that we were descended from monkeys. Today, the individuals....

That was the heart of the problem: every choice made sense from some vantage point.

Know your load. That’s rule numero uno in this business, which is why I make them count the penguins....