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Author - Jacob M. Appel
Quotes by : Jacob M. Appel
hospital
Such is the demographic paradox of a junior physician's relationship with his patients: I worry about....
sexy humor
The only thing more difficult than persuading someone else to start having sex with you is persuading....
advice for daily living
Never make enemies of anyone younger or healthier than you are. They write your history.
sex
If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises........
unhappy marriage
Marriage is like a series of opposing reflections, inverse images getting ever smaller like nesting dolls,....
inspirational attitude
Life is nasty, brutish, and short. Death is easy.
expectations
I used to dream of true love; now I'm open to false, but convincing....
summer
Battery Park resonates with lust as the sun approaches its zenith. A primal impulse takes hold of the....
new york city
Starshine’s greatest challenge is deciding whether a woman is too young to soothe or too old to shame.....
zoo
Know your load. That’s rule numero uno in this business, which is why I make them count the penguins....
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