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Author - Jeff Dunham
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Come
There's some sort of unspoken license... when outlandish things come out of an inanimate object, somehow....
Magic
The magic in performing as an entertaining ventriloquist happens when the characters come to life and....
christianity
Jeff- "A Hanukkah tradition is making potato pancakes. For something a little different, use a sweet....
Guilty
I'm guilty of being fascinated by gadgets and toys and technology, but any penny that I spend, I try....
Human
It's amazing how these little guys can say things that a mortal human could never get away with. There's....
Mirror
When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and....
funny
Jose: Do not drop me senorJeff:i wont drop you,joseJose:then i be jose jalapeno on the floorPeanut:do....
Family
Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there....
Said
I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really....
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