Quotes by : Jeff Dunham

There's some sort of unspoken license... when outlandish things come out of an inanimate object, somehow....

The magic in performing as an entertaining ventriloquist happens when the characters come to life and....

Jeff- "A Hanukkah tradition is making potato pancakes. For something a little different, use a sweet....

I'm guilty of being fascinated by gadgets and toys and technology, but any penny that I spend, I try....

It's amazing how these little guys can say things that a mortal human could never get away with. There's....

When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and....

Jose: Do not drop me senorJeff:i wont drop you,joseJose:then i be jose jalapeno on the floorPeanut:do....

Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there....

I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really....