Quotes by : Jeff Kinney

I had a very normal, very typical American childhood. My father worked for the government at the Pentagon....

Greg starts a middle school and asks: Whyis "bullies" such a big PROBLEM? And sayspeople need to shave....

I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley,....

I think it's important for me to keep my childhood friends so that later on someone can appreciate how....

Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!

See, that's the problem with putting too much stock in the old days. You remember all the GOOD stuff,....

I can't divorce myself from my childhood. I try to write as much fiction as I possibly can, but there....

On the first day of school, you got to be real careful where you sit. You walk into the classroom and....

Whenever you go with the cheaper option, you end up regretting it

You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.