Quotes by : Jeff Kinney

Greg starts a middle school and asks: Whyis "bullies" such a big PROBLEM? And sayspeople need to shave....

So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.....

I'm basically one of the best people I know.

Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!

To come out and meet kids who have my books in their hands is kind of amazing.

See, that's the problem with putting too much stock in the old days. You remember all the GOOD stuff,....

On the first day of school, you got to be real careful where you sit. You walk into the classroom and....

Whenever you go with the cheaper option, you end up regretting it

When I started writing 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid,' I was trying to write the type of book you might enjoy,....

Zoo-Wee Mama!