Quotes by : Jeff Kinney

I had a very normal, very typical American childhood. My father worked for the government at the Pentagon....

Greg starts a middle school and asks: Whyis "bullies" such a big PROBLEM? And sayspeople need to shave....

I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley,....

Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!

To come out and meet kids who have my books in their hands is kind of amazing.

I’ve realized is that every time you get something cool for your birthday or for Christmas, within....

Whenever you go with the cheaper option, you end up regretting it

Monkeys can't talk, stupid!

You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.

Zoo-Wee Mama!