Quotes by : Jeff Kinney

So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.....

I'm basically one of the best people I know.

Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!

To come out and meet kids who have my books in their hands is kind of amazing.

I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be....

See, that's the problem with putting too much stock in the old days. You remember all the GOOD stuff,....

I can't divorce myself from my childhood. I try to write as much fiction as I possibly can, but there....

Whenever you go with the cheaper option, you end up regretting it

When I started writing 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid,' I was trying to write the type of book you might enjoy,....

Monkeys can't talk, stupid!