Quotes by : Jeff Kinney

I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley,....

I think it's important for me to keep my childhood friends so that later on someone can appreciate how....

I'm basically one of the best people I know.

There was this book Dad used to read to me every night called "The Giving Tree." It was a really good....

To come out and meet kids who have my books in their hands is kind of amazing.

I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be....

See, that's the problem with putting too much stock in the old days. You remember all the GOOD stuff,....

I’ve realized is that every time you get something cool for your birthday or for Christmas, within....

Whenever you go with the cheaper option, you end up regretting it

When I started writing 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid,' I was trying to write the type of book you might enjoy,....