Quotes by : Jen Campbell

Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?'Customer's friend: 'Jesus.

CUSTOMER: If I were to, say... meet the love of my life in this bookshop, what section do you think....

Perhaps that is the best way to say it: printed books are magical, and real bookshops keep that magic....

These days, we've got booksellers in cities, in deserts, and in the middle of a rain forest; we've got....

CUSTOMER: I don’t know why she wants it, but my wife asked for a copy of The Dinosaur Cookbook.BOOKSELLER:....

CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many....

CUSTOMER (to her friend): What's this literary criticism section? Is it for books that complain about....

CUSTOMER (to their friend): God, the Famous Five titles realy were crap, weren’t they? Five Go Camping.....

CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about? It's supposed to be very good. It's called....

They are a brilliant device for shape-shifting as we can slip into the skin of authors from other times,....