Quotes by : Jen Lancaster

I've always been able to cook Italian food. That's in my blood because I'm half Sicilian.

Owning a dog is slightly less expensive than being addicted to crack.

Maybe I've moved to the dark side, but it's clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper.

I never sleep on the plane. I have to be awake and using my mind power to keep it in the air

When it comes to matters of pro sports, politics or palate, disparate sides claim their party, team and....

You want to change? Lose the bitch. Be nicer to people. Stop telling them to "bite you" and threatening....

Remember when Japan was cool? We used to run around with 'Mr. Roboto' on our Walkmans, 'The Karate Kid'....

I stuff another handful of Raisinets in my mouth. What gets me is the 'pretty face' bit. 'Cause I won't....

There's nothing fun about stuff like estate planning, getting mammograms, or talking to a guy about long....

My friend created an iPhone app that locates Vienna Beef products across the country. Personally, I came....