Quotes by : Jen Lancaster

I've always been able to cook Italian food. That's in my blood because I'm half Sicilian.

I want to change my life...except I sort of like it. I mean, I couldn't be more delighted every Monday....

Maybe I've moved to the dark side, but it's clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper.

You know what? We need a recession in this country, because that would finaly weed out al the subnormal,....

You want to change? Lose the bitch. Be nicer to people. Stop telling them to "bite you" and threatening....

Remember when Japan was cool? We used to run around with 'Mr. Roboto' on our Walkmans, 'The Karate Kid'....

Humor's an excellent way to make a point more palatable and/or relatable.

I realized I couldn't have one foot in the fiction world and one foot in the nonfiction world, which....

There's nothing fun about stuff like estate planning, getting mammograms, or talking to a guy about long....

My friend created an iPhone app that locates Vienna Beef products across the country. Personally, I came....