Quotes by : Jen Lancaster

I want to change my life...except I sort of like it. I mean, I couldn't be more delighted every Monday....

I never sleep on the plane. I have to be awake and using my mind power to keep it in the air

You know what? We need a recession in this country, because that would finaly weed out al the subnormal,....

When it comes to matters of pro sports, politics or palate, disparate sides claim their party, team and....

You want to change? Lose the bitch. Be nicer to people. Stop telling them to "bite you" and threatening....

Amen,' I exclaim, accidentally spitting out a Raisinet. I pick up the chocolate with a Kleenex and stuff....

I'm a humor writer, so I don't always present myself in the best light.

Remember when Japan was cool? We used to run around with 'Mr. Roboto' on our Walkmans, 'The Karate Kid'....

Humor's an excellent way to make a point more palatable and/or relatable.

I just thank God my husband and I found each other before the advent of social media. I can't imagine....