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Author - Jen Lancaster
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stupidity
You know what? We need a recession in this country, because that would finaly weed out al the subnormal,....
Team
When it comes to matters of pro sports, politics or palate, disparate sides claim their party, team and....
humor
You want to change? Lose the bitch. Be nicer to people. Stop telling them to "bite you" and threatening....
humor
If you're anorexic, you're doing it wrong."I swat him with a dish towel. "No, no, I mean anorexics look....
humor
Amen,' I exclaim, accidentally spitting out a Raisinet. I pick up the chocolate with a Kleenex and stuff....
Light
I'm a humor writer, so I don't always present myself in the best light.
Storm
Remember when Japan was cool? We used to run around with 'Mr. Roboto' on our Walkmans, 'The Karate Kid'....
Excellent
Humor's an excellent way to make a point more palatable and/or relatable.
Disability
There's nothing fun about stuff like estate planning, getting mammograms, or talking to a guy about long....
Coffee
My friend created an iPhone app that locates Vienna Beef products across the country. Personally, I came....
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