Quotes by : Jennifer Crusie

I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth....

You know, I'm not even sure how we ended up living together.""I am," Jake said, turning back to the lake.....

When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight.....

[…] I have a date this afternoon." "Oh, Lord." Jake closed his eyes. "Who are you going to destroy....

Nobody in my life has ever known me the way you do. Nobody in my life has ever made me feel as good as....

First, I'm not getting married, so you can forget the wife. Second, if I was insane enough to get married,....

The first rule in life is 'everybody lies.' Remember that and you'll get a lot further.

Emilio appeared with wine before Cal could say anything, and Min beamed at him, grateful for the rescue.....

Very few people mate for life with the people they fall for at twelve. Doesn't mean is isn't real, doesn't....

Heartache often drives us to consume things we wouldn't otherwise, such as an entire pint of Caramel....