Quotes by : Jennifer Crusie

Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar....

What happened to the good old days when rich white men just bought their way into office?

[…] I have a date this afternoon." "Oh, Lord." Jake closed his eyes. "Who are you going to destroy....

Everybody's crooked. The trick is to find out how they're bent.

I suppose you had to," Wes said when Phin went back to join him at the table."Pretty much. She seduced....

No, this wasn’t just about sex, but for the next hour or so, it was going to be mostly about sex.

You've lived in America for twenty years. Eat badly, damn it.

Elvis!" Min shoved herself off the couch to shoo him away. "Stay away from there. There's broken glass.""He....

You have to open up to the world and learn optimism...Contentment with the past, happiness with the present,....

That's a movie quote, right? You know, if you do that with books, people think you're intelligent."Sophie....