Quotes by : Jerry Lewis

I never got a formal education. So my intellect is my common sense. I don't have anything else going....

I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can't get me....

I turned down 'Some Like It Hot.' See how smart I am? I felt I couldn't bring anything funny to it. The....

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.....

I have some very personal feelings about politics, but I don't get into it because I do comedy already.....

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.

I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the....

I've had great success being a total idiot.

If you're an old pro, you know how well you're doing when you're doing it, and your inner government....

I've had great success being a total idiot.