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Author - Jim Gaffigan
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All I want to do is be a good dad, but I'm pretty bad at it.
humor
We are all a little weird. And we like to think that there is always someone weirder. I mean, I am sure....
humor
The only thing weaker than a toddler's handshake is their immune system.
internet
I used to have a lot of faith in humanity before the advent of the website "comment" section.
kids
Occasionally, a dog will be presented as some training method for having a baby. "My girlfriend and I....
food
In America we have gone way beyond sustenance. Eating is an activity. 'Why don’t we get lunch, and....
grocery shopping
I was only hit on once at the grocery store. I remember it was early one Saturday morning and I was buying....
child rearing
TV news is like kryptonite to children. The two major shifts in taste for children to adulthood are news....
food
How did we get to the point where we're paying for bottled water? I imagine it was some weird marketing....
kids
Children have a tendency to behave as poorly as the most poorly behaved kid in the room. The laws of....
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