Quotes by : Joe E. Lewis

I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.

I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.

I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.

I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.

I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

I play in the low eighties. If it's any hotter than that I won't play.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I....