Quotes by : Joe E. Lewis

You only live once - but if you work it right once is enough.

I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.

I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.

I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.

I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.

I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.

I play in the low eighties. If it's any hotter than that I won't play.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I....

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor as long as you've got money.