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Author - Joe E. Lewis
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You
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
witty
I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.
funny
I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.
Poverty
There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.
witty
I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.
Low
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
witty
I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.
funny
I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.
Doctor
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I....
Drunk
It pays to get drunk with the best people.
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