Quotes by : Joey Comeau

She needs you, Dad," Julia says. "She has unfinished business in this world.""What is the matter with....

We are terrible for each other, and, yes, we are a disaster. But tell me your heart doesn't race for....

Having all the answers just means you've been asking boring questions.

Wait," I say. "Aren't soulmates supposed to be perfect? What if you find yours and shes not a virgin,....

I love those dark moments in Peanuts. I love that they're in there, that Charles Schulz put the sad lonely....

I think it would be cool if we wore suits while we committed these violent acts of retribution. Not fancy....

Kissing girls is easy, like breaking windows.

I can't believe he stabbed the guy. Eight years old. I'm the most irresponsible kidnapper ever.

I break into heterosexual houses so I can masturbate in their heterosexual kitchens

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw.....

There's something not quite Christian about it," Tony said. He sat back in his chair and looked up to....