Quotes by : John Oliver

Politics has become infused with narcissism in America.

In improv, the whole thing is that it is a relationship between the two people, as a back and forth.....

People, I guess, generally come to see me do stand-up with a working knowledge of my broad sense of humor....

It is going to be too easy for things to start feeling normal—especially if you are someone who is....

It's a great time to be doing political satire when the world is on a knife edge.

The German language is so sonorous, isn't it? Beautiful language...the language of poetry. Angry, angry....

I get nostalgic for British negativity. There is an inherent hope and positive drive to New Yorkers.....

There is an inherent hope and positive drive to New Yorkers.

Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which....

Democracy is like a tamborine - not everyone can be trusted with it.

If you work on a comedy show, your basic form of communication is teasing. That's generally how we speak....