Quotes by : Jon Stewart

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house,....

I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.

Why did the Articles [of Confederation] fail so completely? Most historians believe the founding fathers....

As our larynxes descended, we were able to make sounds with our mouths in new and far more expressive....

It's funny. When we were alive we spent much of our time staring up at the cosmos and wondering what....

Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny....

Those fighting to be included in the ideal of equality are not divisive.Those fighting to keep those....

I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance

The bias of the mainstream media is toward sensationalism, conflict, and laziness.

The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom.