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thanksgiving
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house,....
Toy
I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.
canada
I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about....
joke
If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you have no regime.
humor
As our larynxes descended, we were able to make sounds with our mouths in new and far more expressive....
funny
Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the....
television
We must, together as a nation, stop watching Fox.
humor
As heirs to a legacy more than two centuries old, it is understandable why present-day Americans would....
politics
You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning.
race
Race is there. You're tire of hearing about it? Imagine how fucking exhausting it is living it.
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