Quotes by : Jon Stewart

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house,....

The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between....

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about....

You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look....

If everything is amplified, we hear nothing.

It's funny. When we were alive we spent much of our time staring up at the cosmos and wondering what....

If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but....

You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept....

The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom.

By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken....