Quotes by : Jon Stewart

Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.

The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church.

If everything is amplified, we hear nothing.

Why did the Articles [of Confederation] fail so completely? Most historians believe the founding fathers....

As our larynxes descended, we were able to make sounds with our mouths in new and far more expressive....

We must, together as a nation, stop watching Fox.

Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny....

Race is there. You're tire of hearing about it? Imagine how fucking exhausting it is living it.

Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can....

The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom.