Quotes by : Jon Stewart

Newspapers abound, and though they have endured decades of decline in readership and influence, they....

Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.

It's not that the Democrats are playing checkers and the Republicans are playing chess. It's that the....

You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look....

And this, this, is their genius. Conservatives are not looking to make education more rigorous and informative,....

As our larynxes descended, we were able to make sounds with our mouths in new and far more expressive....

Donald Rumsfeld. Love him or hate him, you've gotta admit: a lot of people hate him.

No one is better at not beating America than England.

Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a....

Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can....