Quotes by : Joseph Heller

Hungry Joe was crazy, and no one knew it better than Yossarian, who did everything he could to help him.....

It doesn't matter whether they mean it or not. That's why they make little kids pledge allegiance even....

Colonel Cargill, General Peckem’s troubleshooter, was a forceful, ruddy man. Before the war he had....

He woke up blinking with a slight pain in his head and opened his eyes upon a world boiling in chaos....

His heart cracked, and he fell in love. He wondered if she would marry him. “Tu sei pazzo,” she told....

The spirit gone, man is garbage.

Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious....

Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs divorce fornication....

They were frisky, eager and exuberant, and they had all been friends in the States. They were plainly....

Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful....