Quotes by : Joseph Heller

That men would die was a matter of necessity; which men would die, though, was a matter of circumstance,....

No such private nights of ecstasy or hushed-up drinking and sex orgies ever occurred. They might have....

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the....

His heart cracked, and he fell in love. He wondered if she would marry him. “Tu sei pazzo,” she told....

I don't want to make sacrifices. I want to make dough.

Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious....

Every writer I know has trouble writing.

So many things were testing his faith. There was the Bible, of course, but the Bible was a book, and....

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.

Nobody would have anything to do with him. He began to drop things and to trip. He had a shy and hopeful....