Quotes by : Krista Alasti

So what did you do, drug me, stuff me in the trunk, then dump me like a sacrificial offering into that....

Why would Dad call you? I mean, you have to admit that he would have been better off calling the local....

I’m sure all of that’s true. Especially the anal bit--Marshall’s always been an ass--but I don’t....

I can be a gentleman off and on. When the urge hits me. - Tran

You’re not going to campus. You’re going out to get drunk and play with other ladies’ boobies.”....

You’re starting to look like you did before, and that’s not good because what you looked like was....

God, why do I bother trying to help you? It’s not like you appreciate it. It’s not like the word....

So where did you get your information? Werewolves for Dummies? No, wait, you watched Underworld? Or maybe....

Been lickin’ peanut-butter spoons? Maybe I should call you butterfingers. It has a better ring than....

Don’t be hating on my peacock. It’s just not right. - Kye

Just shut up and talk. - Shella