Quotes by : Kyle Adams

Day drag." Ashley answered simply. "The sun turns vampires into dust and drag queens into this." He motioned....

First, I’m going to teach you how to Irish Whip someone.”“Oh, that sounds kinky. I want my safeword....

A pet rock is a serious commitment and too much responsibility for a ten year old to handle on his own....

I was convinced that there was at least a seventy-three percent chance he was gay. I bumped it up from....

Fine, I'll touch you, briefly, but only because you sound like you need the praise that your body's hot,....

When the officer approached the window, he said ‘Papers’ and before he could finish, I shouted, ‘Scissors!....

Oh my, you big stud, your dancing boobs have enchanted me with your hypnotic sexual magnitudeness.

hornier than a bunny on ecstasy