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Author - M.J. McGuire
Quotes by : M.J. McGuire
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I've got a Siamese cat. It has 2 heads and 18 lives.
christianity religion atheism
The fool has said in his heart: pass me another Everlasting God-Stopper, please.
comedy
Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers to reach a monster truck mad world.
humor
I recommend you don't attend the wheat and chaff bonfire.
comedy
I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap’n Crunch and I’d have to take a....
cat
I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives.
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