Quotes by : Neil Leckman

Remember never to text and drive, it's bad grammar, even if you have a deadline. You might cross the....

Yesterday I fell completely off the face of the earthContemplating life, light and love in the darkness....

I consider whoever my words land on to be my target, that’s why I like flash fiction, it’s a lot....

I have my moments, I just can't remember where I put them.

Dale, a Plutonian Dreg Bug, the kind with seventeen eyes and a bad temper, got nailed in one of his eyes....

Cheech and Chong Vs. HAL"I can't do that Dave.""Dave's not here, man""That does not compute. Dave""No....

I have always pictured accupuncture like falling into a box of sewing needles, and then standing up refreshed....

Well they have to have something to wean Caluntians off Venusian moles. Seems humans are the best therapy,....

If a book falls in the woods and nobody read it, was it ever written?

Thought about being a stand up comedienne for zombies, but when they eat you alive, they really eat you!!....