Quotes by : Neil Leckman

New from Ronco, the Zomb-Matic adjustable dead. Choose how much of uncle Willy comes back to eat you!!!....

This was to be my last trip. Sailing great distances was dangerous, and not very profitable in today's....

I admit I once threw caution to the wind....It doesn't fly well!!

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it is the burning bush, in that case the value of....

Turn your diodes this way and pulse...

Dale, a Plutonian Dreg Bug, the kind with seventeen eyes and a bad temper, got nailed in one of his eyes....

Well they have to have something to wean Caluntians off Venusian moles. Seems humans are the best therapy,....

If a book falls in the woods and nobody read it, was it ever written?

Don't follow your heart if you can't keep a beat

Thought about being a stand up comedienne for zombies, but when they eat you alive, they really eat you!!....