Quotes by : Peter Ustinov

By increasing the size of the keyhole today's playwrights are in danger of doing away with the door.....

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.

The habit of religion is oppressive, an easy way out of thought.

Marriage is like a three-speed gearbox affection, friendship, love. It is not advisable to crash your....

Love is an act of endless forgiveness a tender look which becomes a habit.

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.

If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't....

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.