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Author - Phyllis Diller
Quotes by : Phyllis Diller
anger
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
humorous
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
side
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
humorous
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
humor
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?
Day
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
philosophy of life
My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant,....
age
I'm at an age where my back goes out more than I do.
parenting
I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
Kids
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
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