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Author - Phyllis Diller
Quotes by : Phyllis Diller
Bank
There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.
humor
We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months....
Best
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
birthdays
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
Looking
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
philosophy of life
My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant,....
birthdays
I'm at an age where my back goes out more than I do.
wearing out
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread....
funny
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Died
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
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