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Author - Phyllis Diller
Quotes by : Phyllis Diller
humor
We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months....
humorous
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
humorous
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
age
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
Skin
It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.
birthdays
I'm at an age where my back goes out more than I do.
aging
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread....
humor
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
humor
I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
family
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops....
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