Quotes by : Roald Dahl

We may see a Creature with forty-nine headsWho lives in the desolate snow,And whenever he catches a cold....

Well, maybe it started that way. As a dream, but doesn’t everything. Those buildings. These lights.....

England once there lived a bigAnd wonderfully clever pig.To everybody it was plainThat Piggy had a massive....

The act of copulation is like that of picking the nose. It's all right to be doing it yourself but it....

A stodgy parent is no fun at all. What a child wants and deserves is a parent who is SPARKY

The books transported her into new worlds and introduced her to amazing people who lived exciting lives.....

All grown-ups appear as giants to small children. But Headmasters (and policemen) are the biggest giants....

So Matilda’s strong young mind continued to grow, nurtured by the voices of all those authors who had....

I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans.

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it....